Cubetopia» news

Man does not bath for 35 years

Cubez — Sun, 24 May 2009 08:24:15 +0000

A man in Varanasi, India who was desperate to get a son after having 7 daughters has not bathed for 35 years in the belief that it would help him get a son.

Kailash “Kalau” Singh, 63, even refused to dip in the Ganges River as was the custom, when his brother died five years ago, outraging his family.

“I still don’t remember how it all began,” he said.

“I just know it started about 35 years ago.”

Even his grocery store had to close, when all his customers stopped shopping there due to his “unclean personality,” forcing him to take up another job tilling fields near the Varanasi airpot.

“I’ll end this vow only when all problems confronting the nation end,” he said, saying it was a “commitment to the national interest.”

I just think he must smell, from a mile away….

A human who hasn't bathed for 35 years might smell like a skunk

Source: Yahoo News

Man kills father for not voting for his favorite movie star

Cubez — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:10:15 +0000

A man in India killed his father when he found out that his father did not vote for his favorite movie star who had turned into a politician and had formed his own party to contest in the ongoing national elections.

The 23 year old man, Kosuru Rajubabu, was a huge fan of K. Chiranjeevi, an actor-turned-politician who had formed his own party called Praja Rajyam Party (PRP). He stabbed his own father when he learned his father voted instead for the Telugu Desam Party.

The incident occurred in a village in Viskhapatnam in Andra Pradesh, India.

In India, some fans are really so obsessed with their favorite movie stars that such incidents may seem really shocking to other people around the world. I’m not sure if it is the first, and won’t be surprised if it is not the last.

Source: The New Straits Times

Having an 8 day erection

Cubez — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:27:52 +0000

This is quite funny. A farmer in Peru was hospitalized for a major problem, having an 8 day erection that just won’t go away.

The farmer underwent an operation to remove his erection, as he was suffering from severe pain from his erection. Doctors said the man suffers a persistent erection of the penis often due to priapism, a persistent erection of the penis often caused by a blood clot in the erectile tissue.

The doctors said, “We are looking for the cause of the priapism because if we don’t find a solution it could reappear again.”

Doctors also said the farmer had not taken any alcohol or sexual stimulant, but looks like he didn’t need Viagra either

Source: Yahoo News

Don’t try to rob a Taekwondo studio

Cubez — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:28:11 +0000

A robber who tried to rob a Taekwando studio got more than he bargained for when he encountered the Taekwando master himself, who caught him and turned him over to the police.

David Kang was giving a private lesson in his studio in Fox Point, Milwaukee, when he heard noises coming from his office. Kang found the man going through his closet, grabbed him by the neck and sat him down while he called the police. The robber then tried to flee, but Kang chased and caught up with him, and held him until the police arrived.

I guess the robber learned to late that you shouldn’t simply pick any place to rob

Source: Yahoo News

Finding human teeth in a wallet

Cubez — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 12:30:17 +0000

A man shopping in Wal-Mart for a new wallet found more than he bargained for – He found 10 human teeth inside the wallet too.

The man was shopping for a wallet when he pulled one up and unzipped it, and out came 10 human teeth. He turned the wallet over to Wal-Mart employees and left without giving his name. Guess he was too freaked out.

The wallet still had the original merchandise tag on it. Unfortunately, police say they can’t know who’s teeth are those, as there was no blood or gum tissue on the teeth, making it impossible to perform DNA tests.

How in the world did those teeth get there? Nobody knows. Police are still hoping the man will come forward and answer their questions.

Source: CapeCodTimes

Atlantis found?

Cubez — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:37:07 +0000

Latest news has it that Atlantis may have finally been found lying on the ocean bed of the Atlantic, somewhere off the Canary Islands. Or at least that is what Google Ocean (an extension of Google Earth) purported to show in this photograph below. The image is that of a large square grid that is about the size of Wales.

According to legend, Atlantis was an ancient civilization of great splendor that vanished under the ocean many thousands of years ago. The site of the discovery lies some 620 miles off the West Coast of Africa, near the Canary Islands. The place is also near an area that Plato suggested as the site for Atlantis, in 350 BC.

The grid-like structure was spotted by aeronautical engineer Bernie Bamford as he was looking at Google Ocean. “It must be man-made,” he believes.

Google themselves think that the lines are probably sonar data collected during the mapping of the ocean floor by boats, but cannot explain the blank spots within the lines themselves.

So is this Atlantis? The answer is still out there, 3 miles at the ocean’s bottom.

Source: The Sun

This is what happens when you take too much Viagra

Cubez — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:10:02 +0000

A 28 year old man in Russia died after taking a bottle of Viagra pills to help him win a bet. Two women bet him $4300 that he would not be able to satisfy them for 12 hours in a marathon sex romp.

Sergey Tuganov died of a heart attack minutes after winning the bet. “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants, identified only as Alina.

Well, at least he died happy, we hope.

This is not the first death associated with Viagra. There have been a quite a number of fatalities since Viagra first launched, but in this case, the victim had only himself to blame. What do you think is going to happen when you consume all 30 pills in a Viagra bottle?

Source: News.Com.Au