What do you see in the picture?

Did you see the nice ass of the girl behind?

Great eyesight! Wow!

But look closer again…

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Click the picture to enlarge.

Now what do you see?

You see, it’s not an ass.

It’s just the shoulder and armpit of the woman holding the camera!

The police who answered her call at around 2:30 am fortunately agreed to help, and persuaded the boy to wind his game up and go to sleep.

Police officer spokesman Joe Zanoli said that the 911 call was “a little unusual, but by no means is it surprising — especially in today’s day and age when these kids play video games and computer games.” Haha.

I can understand because I used to be addicted to games as well, and it is no sweat to be spending all day and all night playing until you forget to even eat or sleep. But if every mother is going to resort to calling the cops for such situations, it’s going to distract the police from much more serious cases.

More disturbing are people dying from playing too much computer or video games like this case in South Korea.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4137782.stm

Source: Yahoo News

It looks like she kept failing in the written test, NOT the practical driving test. She could not score the minimum 60 points out of 100 needed to qualify for the driving test, all this while. On her 950th attempt, she finally scored the minimum 60 points.

She still needs to pass the drivers test to get her driving license. Cha says she needs the driving license for her business which is selling vegetables. I guess you can call this  ‘perseverance.’

Cha happy with her result. Photo credit: AP

Source: Yahoo News

Hundreds of people attended the wedding of Ahmed Mohamed Dore and Safia Abdulleh which was held in Guriceel, Somalia. Mr Dore claims he is 112 years old by virtue of a goatskin birth certificate dated 1897 and claims to have served in the British colonial army in 1941.

At any rate, even if he is not 112 years old, he is still pretty old, don’t you think?

“Today God helped me realize my dream.”

“I didn’t force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love; and then we agreed to marry,” he says.

Mr Dore said he waited for his bride to grow up before he proposed to her!

The happy couple.

Source: BBC News

Clifton Williams, 33, of Richton Park, was sentenced to jail after Judge Daniel Rozak found him “guilty of contempt of court.” Williams was initially jailed for 6 months, but the judge ordered him released after 3 weeks.

The judge did have the courtesy to tell Williams that he wasn’t jailed for yawning, but for making a sound “that was offensive to the court” while “raising his hands” at the same time.

Now if yawning can get you in trouble, you have to wonder, what’s next?

Source: Chicago Tribune

“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic said.

“The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance.”

The young man was apparently using nail clippers to circumcise himself.  Can you imagine how painful it might have been? Geez.

But that does not mean that operations can only be carried out in a hospital – If the guy doing the operating is a top surgeon.

In April last year a leading brain surgeon, Henry Marsh, used a £30 Bosch PSR960 cordless drill to carry out a successful operation on a fully conscious patient, because he did not have his normal equipment with him. Dr Henry was in Ukraine to do charity surgery.  Halfway through the operation to remove the tumour from Marian Dolishny’s head, the power ran out, and so he used a cordless drill instead.

Take note though, that operations like this are very delicate and can only be carried out by a FULLY qualified surgeon.

Kids, don’t try this at home.

Source: Telegraph UK

My God, the bridge is so run down….It looks like there’s 2 bridges side-by-side, and this is the older one…

You wouldn’t want to miss a step….

According to reports, the 40 year old man known as Konstantine F, went to a plastic surgery clinic complaining that he felt too small. Despite doctor’s attempts to dissuade him, he insisted on proceeding. After 2 sessions, his manhood did get much larger, but less than one month later, he came back to the clinic and demanded to undo his operation.

“He said no woman wants to be with him anymore,” one of the doctors was quoted as saying.

“He came here several times, begged us for new surgery, swore he would never be so stupid again.”

“If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” the doctor said.

Source: Mosnews

“As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up,” the China Times said. “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.”

Luckily for this 51 year old guy, the snake was not venomous; it appears to be a species of black and yellow colored rat snake. The man was admited to hospital but his condition was not serious, and he is expected to be discharged soon with no permanent loss of function to his manhood.

So the next time when you sit on a toilet bowl look out….

Source: Reuters

The incident happened in a Singapore park where the couple met after work. Not only that, but the 30 year old woman’s husband was already suspecting her of having an affair, and sent a private investigator to tail her.

The PI witnessed everything, and (talk about irony), had to be the one to call an ambulance to take the man to the hospital.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” the private investigator said.

The woman later followed the man to the hospital with the portion of his severed organ in hand.

Ah, the perils of having an affair, and doing it in a car 

Source: The Star