Soft drink made from cow urine

India’s Hindu nationalist movement believes it has the answer to Pepsi and Coke – A soft drink made from cow urine.

The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India’s biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group is currently developing the soft drink.

Om Prakash, head of the department, says it is almost near final development and will be available “very soon.”

He says the “cow water” won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too

“Its USP will be that it’s going to be very healthy. It won’t be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins.”

Om is sure their drink is able to compete with the American cola brands, despite their huge budget. “We’re going to give them good competition as our drink is good for mankind,” he said. “We may also think of exporting it.”

The RSS is famous for being ultra nationalistic Hindus aiming to rid India of all foreign influence, which includes soft drinks  like Pepsi.

Source: Times Online